Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.

Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020

Burning torched

Withdrawal symptoms from completing a project with Burning Torch and having a your nights suddenly free without having to make Facetime calls. An eerie emotional state. A feeling like you are missing something, or incompleteness. Equivalent to suddenly stopping smoking.

Was working on this film shot in Hong Kong and when it was over I was totally burning torched.

by hussaincurrimbhoy November 15, 2020

Burning torched

(n) Withdrawal period usually associated after working a lot with Burning Torch Productions. A sense of quiet, and near boredom when you realize you have nights free and do not have to be on Facetime. A feeling akin to stopping smoking. A feeling of loss at not making jokes about Mark's shirt.

"Oh man, I just finished this epic remote shoot in Hong Kong and I'm totally burning torched."
"I hear you. Here's some salted Swedish candy."
"I hate you."

by hussaincurrimbhoy November 16, 2020

Tweaky torch

A butane lighter that no longer works due to uneccesary disassembling & reassembling.

I burnt my mustache on the stove lighting my tin foil because Matt tried to fix my working tweaky torch

by Metthew February 4, 2021

Tallahassee Torchlighter

Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.

Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .

by BucketYT June 28, 2021

asettlene torch

A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.

In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.

by QuacksO January 31, 2022

plasma torching

this is next level gas lighting at its finest. gaslighting generally referring to a one on one or orchestrating multiple flying monkeys at one target . . Plasma torching is where there are multiple targets with multiple motives all happening at the same time and place . this orchestration isnt just for Hollywood anymore .

Joan had worked the committee into such a frenzy by the time the board meeting ,committee members couldnt regroup from the plasma torching Joan had crafted .

by highplainsdrifter February 7, 2022