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Tooter

A tooter is usually a cut straw or pen that is used to smoke blues or fetty with.

You can also use it to snort your shit.

Nowadays they have reusable straws that are either metal, glass or plastic which makes for a great life long tooter; it builds up resin and when you have nothing you can scrape it out. If it’s a metal one you can roll it around a flame and hit the resin rather than scraping.
I can’t find my tooter anywhere! Fuck!! I had so much resin in that thing I need to find it!
by Eyeswallow September 19, 2023
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topperfuck

top-per-fuck; noun; Someone who "one-ups," virtually everything another says or does. No matter what the subject or circumstance a topperfuck will always have done it better, know more about it, knows someone who has done it better, experienced it long before you, etc.

verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.
She is such a topperfuck. I mentioned something from the news and she knew it way before I did. She also knew people who were "there." She does that to me all the time. No matter what I say or do, she will always topperfuck me with something she's done that better, more expensive, more note-worthy.
by VacaKen October 1, 2023
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tooter

A cute term for an anus.
Oh man - my tooter is sore from farting so hard!
by joe995 October 2, 2023
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Topher

His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.

He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.
Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.
by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023
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Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.
He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.
by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023
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toftef

A man who lives in a french Island
-Have you seen toftef?
-No, he's out watching Murder Drones.
by realmoment69420 October 15, 2023
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Topless Driving

Driving in a convertible with the top down and a woman in the passenger seat topless.
We when topless driving today pulling up to trucks so they can see my girls big tits.
by RainforestFor3 October 29, 2023
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