Neighborly Driveway Toilet

When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.

My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.

by The Jax May 2, 2007

On Tilt

To be off one's game.

"Something doesn't feel right, usually I dominate with Fox in Smash. I must be on tilt."

by Leffen August 26, 2015

skibidi toilet haters

a horde of no lifers who have nothing to do but to whine like they are the age of the stereotypical "skibidi toilet fan" on certain videos comments sections about skibidi toilet being "cringe" and a lot of other bullshit excuses

man will these skibidi toilet haters just shut up for 2 goddamn seconds.

by your pseudonym................ September 14, 2023

Toilet Sex

This is the act of having sexual intercourse while one of the party's is going the bathroom. It is very dirty and I am guessing not very popular. Although it is not popular some people are aroused by it.

Dane Derouin likes the feeling of toilet sex in his bathroom only.

by 9289515257 October 22, 2011

toilet bobber

When you sit on a toilet and and your bait touches the water causing your knob to bob in the water

I hate taking a dump at Ians house cause whenever i sit down on his shitty ass ghetto toilet my junk bobs under water turning my gear into a toilet bobber

by chonger November 30, 2005

Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Toilet Reply

When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.

*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."

by peanutismint July 9, 2009