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the weakness 

The mental-emotional state when heavily attracted to or sprung on a girl; usually in regards to specific attributes, characteristics, or traits. May be synonymous/ interchangeable with "crushing" or "smitten."

Connotation usually suggests defeat, captivity, and submission.
Damn, you see that ass on Renee? Between that and those mean collarbones, I automatically got "the weakness."

or

- Hey bruv, how come you ain't make it to the Lucky Baldwin's last night?
- Date night with the lady...I think I have "the weakness."
the weakness by Matik Jan March 4, 2011
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Walking in the Wind 

One Direction song released on their 5th studio album, Made in the AM. Supposedly written after a 2am conversation between band members Harry Styles and Zayn Malik who soon left the band for personal reasons.

Chorus:
"You will find me
And you will find me
In places that we've never been
For reasons we don't understand
Walking in the wind"
Person 1: Seriously some One Direction songs are sooooo deep! I was listening to Walking in the Wind again and damn. That hits different.
Person 2: Yeah it's too underrated like have you HEARD Louis Tomlinson at 1:28????

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

The willy wonka 

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
The willy wonka by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007

Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her 

On april 14 you grab your gf against the wall and make out.
i grabbed my gf and made out with her against a wall. Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her.

He-could-go...all...the...way! 

This is mainly expressed exactly like it's spelled when a football player with the football breaks open during a rush or after making a reception or interception aka pick or fumble recovery for a touchdown, especially after a long run.
EXAMPLE: This is mainly heard during the football recaps on ESPN by Chris Berman. After the football player with the ball get by the main stream of tacklers and get closer and closer to the endzone, that's when Chris is feeling it and say "He-could-go...all...the...way! And he does." But if he runs out of bounds or gets tackled, Chris will respond with "but he doesn't."

skinning the wookie 

To excite the genital area vigorously through manual hard labour
I got caught skinning the wookie after watching my neighbours having sex
skinning the wookie by quagmire69 December 9, 2008