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Simp

Someone who will, at the cost of their own happiness and self worth, adjust their own personality / behaviour to please a love interest.
Guy 1 : 'Bro you seen that Will Smith slap? Mans simping haaarrrdd'
Guy 2 : 'Yea man, that bitch got him brainwashed'
by Yenicememe May 9, 2022
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Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

Example of a simp: Mexican, Dark skinned, Lives in an apartment, Commonly named Ulices.
"Have you seen Ulices lately, He's been hanging out with that girl but nothing has happened, that guy is a certified Simp."
by jevoe June 5, 2020
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SIMP

Anybody named Ryan, and plays a DnD character named Arthur.
Man, Ryan is a real simp.
by Kroh March 26, 2020
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Simp

A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.
John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019
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SIMP

Shit
In
My
Pants
person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."
by Quackxrs April 12, 2020
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Simp

Simp for

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M inecraft
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Friend: Hey!
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP

Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player
by 7Macros February 21, 2021
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Simp

Ian.Just Ian.No one else is a simp.Its just Ian.
Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020
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