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Put me in the pocket 

originally created by Tabi Bonney, a washington dc area hip hop artist. "Put me in the pocket.. thats when somebody excites you, know what im sayin, you see a girl thats tight or somethin.. she put you in the pocket", Tabi. So when you see somethin you like, it puts you in the pocket..
That song is crazy, it put me in the pocket.
Put me in the pocket by Justin Kyle November 13, 2007

Screwing the pooch 

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.
I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.
Screwing the pooch by Motorhead October 16, 2011

screwed the pooch and knocked it up 

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

The Power Puff Girls

I would totaly tap the Power Puff Girls.

the postman 

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out
i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.
the postman by tucsontony October 20, 2004

Stirring the Porridge 

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."