burning onions

A person is said to be "burning onions" when they are having a hard time accomplishing a specific goal.

Unlike "spinning your wheels" this phrase does not contain any insinuations of harming the environment with toxic smoke. In fact, onions are better to eat than wheels, so it's really the healthier of the two phrases.
Sal: My apartment is already full of plants and I'm burning onions trying to find room for my new Aloe Vera plant!
Luces: Oh no, I hope you can make room for it!
by MavenRenman December 30, 2020
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Burning Blow

When you shove a penis so far down your throat, you can feel the stomach acid.
The tip of my dick is burned off now because she gave me a burning blow!
by Pablo Andreas May 17, 2013
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Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.
Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.
by Suboomafoo January 7, 2019
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warranty burn

When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.
Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn.
by Loochness September 4, 2013
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hut-burn

Used as an adjective, the poor fellow prescribed with suffering from this, has eaten enough pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut to have a heart burn and bowel-eruption combo in less than a few hours.

It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.
Friend: "Woah, you look horrible!"

"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."
by J-Thatch December 5, 2016
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burns mcgruff

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat
"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”
by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008
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burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007
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