Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
by J-Thatch November 24, 2024
The irrational fear of objects capable of popping or exploding. This includes but is not limited to, propane tanks, gasoline, oxygen, fireworks, weapons, and even balloons.
by J-Thatch November 10, 2019
An electric guitar by Fender that plays better the harder and louder you play. But in the amazing world of slang, this term can also be used to describe a noun that improves with rough treatment.
"Those two have a sort of weird, Starcaster kind of love. It's like, he whips her, and she loves him a little more every time. I'll never understand love."
"dude, it's porn. BDSM is NOT about love."
"dude, it's porn. BDSM is NOT about love."
by J-Thatch December 29, 2017
A videogame-inspired adjective, describing a place between two opposing paths, of which you will encounter death in either one. The term is best used when a player or person is stuck directly center of a pathway with only two entry points, and will encounter enemies from both directions, leading to their demise.
This term is actually useful to other teammates or friends, as it describes the situation, and their help can be the only way out.
This term is actually useful to other teammates or friends, as it describes the situation, and their help can be the only way out.
"oh shit! Guys I'm stuck in a Necro-twin! If I go left, that sniper will kill me! If I go right, there's a guy waiting for me to pop out and I'll get shot up!!"
Friend: "I'll get the sniper, run when I say it's clear!"
Friend: "I'll get the sniper, run when I say it's clear!"
by J-Thatch June 01, 2018
Did gangster rap make you do it? This phrase defines how you are willing to do something very illegal (or very controversial, or both) for a positive outcome, typically something that is more important than the evil being done.
"I'm raw as a dirty needle, choke an eagle, just to feed all my people."
"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube
"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube
by J-Thatch March 04, 2022
Used as an adjective, the poor fellow prescribed with suffering from this, has eaten enough pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut to have a heart burn and bowel-eruption combo in less than a few hours.
It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.
It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.
Friend: "Woah, you look horrible!"
"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."
"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."
by J-Thatch December 06, 2016
A gaming adjective used to describe a room or space that is devised to prepare the player for the next level or stage, by being full of useful items to restock the player. This also unintentionally warns them of an eminent battle or boss fight.
Player: "Bro, this room is over-looted with ammo and med kits!"
Player 2: "thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "BOSS FIGHT."
Player 2: "thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "BOSS FIGHT."
by J-Thatch October 25, 2017