by J-Thatch May 31, 2025
Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
by J-Thatch November 24, 2024
A gamer with ADHD, someone who at random will change the game they've been grinding to an entirely different genre. Beating a game is not their strong suit, but these types of players have a long resume in gaming experience across platforms and styles. When the planets align, and this player is into the same game as you, you will have their entire focus, teamwork, and someone who will take any role needed for the group.
"Bro, we need help taking this fortress, where is James?!"
"He's a game hopper man, right now he's playing Super Monkey Ball"
"What the f*ck?!"
"He's a game hopper man, right now he's playing Super Monkey Ball"
"What the f*ck?!"
by J-Thatch January 19, 2024
A rip from a vape plugged in to charge, from an improper source, such as a Playstation or industrial machinery, or anything with a USB port that would act as an informal hooka.
My buddy won't stop giga-vaping off my toaster, send help, I think his mod is gonna explode dragonberry punch juice all over my kitchen
by J-Thatch May 31, 2025
Used as an adjective, the poor fellow prescribed with suffering from this, has eaten enough pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut to have a heart burn and bowel-eruption combo in less than a few hours.
It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.
It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.
Friend: "Woah, you look horrible!"
"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."
"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."
by J-Thatch December 06, 2016
A gaming adjective used to describe a room or space that is devised to prepare the player for the next level or stage, by being full of useful items to restock the player. This also unintentionally warns them of an eminent battle or boss fight.
Player: "Bro, this room is over-looted with ammo and med kits!"
Player 2: "thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "BOSS FIGHT."
Player 2: "thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "BOSS FIGHT."
by J-Thatch October 25, 2017
A videogame-inspired adjective, describing a place between two opposing paths, of which you will encounter death in either one. The term is best used when a player or person is stuck directly center of a pathway with only two entry points, and will encounter enemies from both directions, leading to their demise.
This term is actually useful to other teammates or friends, as it describes the situation, and their help can be the only way out.
This term is actually useful to other teammates or friends, as it describes the situation, and their help can be the only way out.
"oh shit! Guys I'm stuck in a Necro-twin! If I go left, that sniper will kill me! If I go right, there's a guy waiting for me to pop out and I'll get shot up!!"
Friend: "I'll get the sniper, run when I say it's clear!"
Friend: "I'll get the sniper, run when I say it's clear!"
by J-Thatch June 01, 2018