Texas Muff Burn

When you put hot sauce on your cock and have sex.

Yo, I gave that bitch a texas muff burn. She was screamin'....it hurt me too!

by Computer Paper April 17, 2006

Texas A&M University

Located in College Station Tx, A&M was the first public institute of higher learning in Texas, established in 1876 as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas. Founded as an all male millitary school along the lines of the Citadel and VMI,and steeped in millitary tradition, Texas A&M remained essentially unchanged until the 1960s. From these humble origins, A&M has grown to become a large, co-ed Flagship University of 40,000 students for the state of Texas and is consistently ranked as one of the premier public universities in the country. A short list of A&M's accomplishments includes:

-Top 50 Public University
-Top 100 National Doctorate Granting Institute (public and private)
-Carnegie Institute Tier I Research University
-Holds rare triple staus as Land, Sea and Space Grant Institute
-Member of the prestigious Association of American Universities (AAU)
-Nationally ranked schools of Business, Agriculture, Engineering, Veterinary Medecine and Architecture.
-Leads the nation in genetic research, only institution to clone 5 different species.
- Campus is the home of President George H. Bush's Presidential Library, one of the only campuses in the nation with a presidential library
-Nationally famous Corps of Cadets, the largest uniformed student body outside the service academies

Few schools can match the Pride, Spirit and Excellence of Texas A&M University.

by RWW July 15, 2005

Trophy Club, Texas

Trophy Club is a fairly small town (about 9,000 people) in the DFW Metroplex. Almost everyone there has money, and trailers are banned as a city ordinance. Some people consider the people in Trophy Club to be snobs, but they are nothing compared to the people in Southlake or Highland Park.

Trophy Club, Texas Southlake, Texas Northwest ISD Highland Park DFW Dallas Fort Worth

by scubad00d July 26, 2009

Beaumont, Texas

Beaumont, Texas is considered by locals to be the equivalent to hell. The traffic is horrid and the people suck. Beaumont is trying desperately to be Houston, Texas. It fails. Most of Beaumont is ghetto. It sucks overall. It is frequently refered to as Boremont.

I'm going to Beaumont, Texas.

I hate Beaumont, Texas.

I will never return to Beaumont, Texas.

by détendre June 22, 2011

texas tractor pull

when a guy is have anal sex with a girl/guy and pulls out with shit on his dick and starts wacking off.

john: i did the ol texas tractor pull on that girl last night

by giverhertheshaft April 4, 2010

laporte texas

Nothing but pill head hoes and nasty hating ass niggas.

Laporte Texas sucks

by Jizzzer February 15, 2017

texas rodeo

Doing your lady doggy-style and just before you finish, you yell out her sister's name or your ex's name and see how long you can hold on for. 7 seconds is a good ride.

Her carpet will never recover from the last time we played Texas Rodeo, although my mechanical bull riding skills have improved dramatically.

by Biggity April 17, 2006