Tannerlope

Similar to an Antelope, a golden retriever-like even toed hoofed mammal belonging to the Tanidae family with a tannish complexion and antlers. Some notable traits of the Tannerlope are the fear of God and that it is often spotted near prides of Tigers. When Tannerlopes find a mate they typically mate for life and are beat by their wife.

Driver: what the hell just jumped in front of my car?

Passenger: I'm not sure but it looked like a Tannerlope

by Thefucker94 February 19, 2026

Tanner

A guy who overall loves hockey, he’s a real good goalie, and has the fattest cock you’ll ever see, he’s funny, trustworthy, and will always be the for you. He’s also got a crazy eight pack, and did I mention fat dick

Man look at that Tanner

by Hello my good friend May 26, 2025

Tanner

A bigot who has relations with goats.

“Don’t let that Tanner in the petting zoo, he’s not safe around livestock!”

by Thoringar June 8, 2025

Tannertism

The condition where you constantly lie and deny allegations and blame it on another person without thinking.

Are you sure you don't have tannertism? You just blamed Michael for something you did the third time this week.

by bigboylilballs October 5, 2025

Tanner

a chud or also a meathead ethier one

your such a tanner

by shamarcolovekittycat December 10, 2025

Getting Tannered

This saying is used by college students who are wanting to get belligerently drunk to the point of incoherency. In ordered to be tannered, one must be drink to the point they are barely responsive, not able to walk, and have to be carried home.

"Wanna go to that party on East Campus?"
"Only if everyone is getting Tannered tonight."

by PartyMonster3947 December 21, 2013

reese tanner

An amazingly beautiful young lady who loves puppies

Hey you know reese tanner
No
She is really unique

by Doppëlgangēr August 20, 2017