Tannerlope

Similar to an Antelope, a golden retriever-like even toed hoofed mammal belonging to the Tanidae family with a tannish complexion and antlers. Some notable traits of the Tannerlope are the fear of God and that it is often spotted near prides of Tigers. When Tannerlopes find a mate they typically mate for life and are beat by their wife.

Driver: what the hell just jumped in front of my car?

Passenger: I'm not sure but it looked like a Tannerlope

Tannerlope by Thefucker94 February 19, 2026

Tannerlope

Similar to an Antelope, a golden retriever-like even toed hoofed mammal belonging to the Tanidae family with a tannish complexion and antlers. Some notable traits of the Tannerlope are the fear of God and that it is often spotted near prides of Tigers. When Tannerlopes find a mate they typically mate for life and are beat by their wife.

Driver: what the hell just jumped in front of my car?

Passenger: I'm not sure but it looked like a Tannerlope

Tannerlope by Thefucker94 February 19, 2026

tangelope 

Tangerine-cantelope hybrid fruit found only on kr0nus's front lawn. Specially engineered for tossing at LANners' cars as they try to sleep in them.

Jimmy's not awake yet! Get some more tangelopes!

tangelope by Sarpedon December 30, 2004

tannerload

a) To carry a weight while logging of no more then 2.5 pounds.

''While I was watching some people cutting down a tree I noticed, one of the groundsmen was only carrying a tannerload.''

tannerload by lumberjack321 November 28, 2009

tannerspeak 

An internet language based on poor grammar and misspellings. The rules to speak proper tannerspeak are following:

1. All 'i's in a word will be translated to 'u'. (unless effected by another rule) (see #4)

2. No two letters or vowels can be side by side, instead,

they are replaced by the first of the two.

3. All words ending with a vowel must have a 'g' after it.

4. All vowels before the last vowel (If there is only one vowel in a word, neglect this rule and see #1) will be replaced with 'y' if the letter being replaced is an ('a', 'i', 'u') or a 'i' if the letter being replaced is an ('e', 'o').

5. Do not use punctuation.

6. Vowels that are repeated with a consonant in the middle (eso in 'awesome') the first of the 2 vowels is replaced with a 'e' if the consonant is a 'soft' sound, or 'a' if the consonant is a 'hard' sound. In the case of a 'th', or 'oi' between two vowels, the 'th' is replaced with u.

7. 'y' does not count as a vowel in any situation.

8. The correct pronunciation of 'y' depends on the letter in front of it. If the letter in front of it is a 'hard' sound, the y is pronounced as a 'i' ('i' in pie). If the letter in front of it is 'soft' it is pronounced 'e' ('e' in easy).

9. All 'x's must be replaced by an 'o'.

Translations to Tannerspeak:

Easy = wesy (change E to W)

Hard = hard (no change)

Awesome = wisimeg (change 'a' to 'w'. Remove one 'w' because there are 2. Change 'e' to 'i'. Change 'o' to 'i'. Add 'g' after 'e'.(

Pizza = pyzag (delele one z. Change 'i' to 'y'. (#1 neglect for #4) Add 'g' to end)

Example = wompleg (Change 'e' to 'w'. Delete 'x' and change to 'o'. Add 'g' to end.)

tannerspeak by Tanner19 January 8, 2012