fishing shit

Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.
Nature was calling, so Ben did a fishing shit off the boat.
by Emwood July 02, 2018
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fish and bananas

a term for a couple that just dont look right together
-walks past tall thin girl with hobit-looking guy-

"oh god. fish and bananas"
"totally"
by DTPLOVE August 14, 2009
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fish spitter

when a man ejaculates up ones nostrils. The person on the recieveing end of the cum shot then sends the cum from their nostrils and back through the mouth, subsequently this person is dubbed a fish spitter.
Man that girl is such a fish spitter.
I came all over her and some went up her nose, and apparently shes a real fish spitter.
by dirtymunger05 January 10, 2010
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Fish or Flowers

The spectrum of vaginal stench. If thy cunt smells like trout get the fuck out. If thy cunt smells of flowers it is worthy of golden showers. A tight flowery moist vagina is the most sought after thing on all of earth. A loose fishy dry cunt is the most repelling thing on all of earth. All hail the moist tight flowery cunt! ;)
Arb: Yo I heard you smashing that bitch last night! Was she fish or flowers?

Greib: Flowers MOFUCKA. I'm too good for dat fishy cunt!
by Greib Minzadian November 10, 2011
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fish dick

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.
That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.
by Cobra Lambent February 01, 2011
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cunt fish

A nasty stank puss you don't wanna go near.
Dude I almost had to eat cunt fish last night.
by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006
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salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish
After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish
by anon502 July 07, 2018
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