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No Shit, there I was

This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.
500lb Alan: So No Shit, there I was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot ass 18 year old.

Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were.
by DocBooty May 9, 2008
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there you go

what you say when you just dont care enough
girl 1: ive been dancing and cleaning while listing to my ipod today
girl 2: there you go (thinking do i really give a shit?)
girl 1: yea!!!!!!!!!!!
by hoes for life August 26, 2007
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there's ninjas on the lawn

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.
I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.
by Russ Bus January 9, 2008
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There was blood everywhere

A sentence that will automatically make any story awesome. it doesnt matter how annoying or dumb your story is, if this is the last sentence, it will catch everyones attention and make it a fantastic story.
Bob: So I was leaving the grocery store, and my shoe was untied! it sucked.

Batman: Yeah, mhmm *is bored*

Bob: And then i walked to my car

Batman: Mhmmmmmmmm

Bob: There was blood everywhere.

Batman: WHAT? How incredible! Tell that story again!!!
by Evanlutionkills9 December 7, 2009
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Up There

Being ridiculously fly wearing nothing but the best. A captain in the game, a goon in the squad, being Up There means you stay fresh to death and live life above the clouds!
He's rocking that new Up There apparel?? That dude gets FLY.
by eriqui March 5, 2011
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get in there

to emphasise doing an action
by bodminzer0 April 13, 2004
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there

Netspeak (read: bastardization) of the words "They're" and "Their".
There dog likes to watch whenever there having sex.
by Pornocrasizzle December 18, 2003
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