Simp

Figuratively: A guy who sucks a girls penis. Commonly found with names such a Jaylynn or Ryan

Jaylynn is such a simp. Keisha doesn’t even want to give him any.

by Google it or don’t February 24, 2020

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Simp

A simp is a person who will act overly kind around women in hopes that they will love them back.

Ryoga in Ranma 1/2 is such a fucking simp

by WabbaTal19 May 24, 2020

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Simp

Someone that praises a person, usually a woman, in hopes of gaining favor from said person or their fandom

Wow, that redditor is simpin' over that instagram user

by Exhumami June 2, 2020

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SIMP

Shit
In
My
Pants

person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."

by Quackxrs April 12, 2020

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A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.

John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”

by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019

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