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Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
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Booger Hook

by Hahahaha no u no u June 28, 2019
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Booger rim

The act of wiping ones boogers on the rim of someone else’s drink
Yo, I hear Ryan Petersen booger rims all of his employees
by Sloppyplop September 29, 2021
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Boogered up

Synonymous with "wasted" or "drunk".
Billy was boogered up after closing down the bar.
by ImJayokay August 22, 2019
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Boopster boogers

When your butthole has hairs all around it and you wipe it with toilet paper and you have ta pick them out later, boopster boogers
(Ah crap, I got some boopster boogers)
by Pincetti April 25, 2023
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booger

Someone with huge flared nostrils.
Someone with nostrils you could hide marbles or golf balls in.
Did you see the booger on that niggra?
FRIEND; Yeah,he's got more hair up there than Sasquatch
gots on his ass!
by driver_im8 July 10, 2009
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
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