A simple system to describe how 'far' you have gone with a girl. It refers to bases as markers of your sexual exploits. From first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the 'distances' of each base: Frenchie, feel, finger, f***.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
Person 1: How far'd you get with Jenny last night?
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
by L05 July 1, 2009
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Dude 1: yo which planet did you get deported from in the solar system?
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune
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Okay people, before just saying the band sucks in the description, learn some punctuation first. Also, get your mothers to help you put some sentences together and to learn how to spell...christ...
System of a down are an amazing band of Armenian descent. With each new album they try to combine different types/genres of music to appeal to lots of different types of people. Indeed, some of the songs lyrics are mad/funny, but the majority have deep meanings to them.
System of a down are an amazing band of Armenian descent. With each new album they try to combine different types/genres of music to appeal to lots of different types of people. Indeed, some of the songs lyrics are mad/funny, but the majority have deep meanings to them.
SOAD hater: OMG!!!!1111 LYK SISTUM OF A DOWEN R LYK PROPA SHYT!!!!!1111111111
SOAD fan: What type of music/bands do you like? *Listens to System of a Down*
SOAD hater: Bakstret bois!!!!!11
SOAD fan: Interesting taste *throws up*
SOAD fan: What type of music/bands do you like? *Listens to System of a Down*
SOAD hater: Bakstret bois!!!!!11
SOAD fan: Interesting taste *throws up*
by 666Vamp666 January 1, 2006
Get the System of a down mug.An amazing band with a lot of talent and versatility who incorporate different styles of music like Alternative Metal, Folk, Prog-Rock (or Prog-Metal), Jazz, Middle Eastern Music/Armenian music (if you believe Armenia is middle eastern) and even Greek music. They're the only good "Nu Metal" band, don't let the closed minded idiots on here tell you otherwise. Serj Tankian is a very versatile singer and a talented lyricist who sings about real issues, real problems, unlike his contemporaries in the nu metal world.
P1: Dude, System of a Down is amazing!
P2: I hate Nu-Metal, but I do like SOAD
P1: Same here, Nu Metal sucks dick!!!
P2: I hate Nu-Metal, but I do like SOAD
P1: Same here, Nu Metal sucks dick!!!
by nobody_you_know_of_or_care_for April 17, 2019
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These are the basic and not so basic measurements of length in order.
barleycorn (570,240 in a lea.)
inch (3 bc.)
hand (4 in.)
foot (3 hd.)
yard (3 ft.)
fathom (2 yrd.)
furlong (110 fm.)
mile (16 fur.)
league (3 mi)
Some people insist that a rod (don't let your mind stray) is part of the standard, but, since it doesn't multiply like the others (a rod is 16.5 feet), I wouldn't include it.
These are the basic and not so basic measurements of length in order.
barleycorn (570,240 in a lea.)
inch (3 bc.)
hand (4 in.)
foot (3 hd.)
yard (3 ft.)
fathom (2 yrd.)
furlong (110 fm.)
mile (16 fur.)
league (3 mi)
Some people insist that a rod (don't let your mind stray) is part of the standard, but, since it doesn't multiply like the others (a rod is 16.5 feet), I wouldn't include it.
Americans and Brits use the standard system because we want to be different from the rest of the world — were not some sort of brain-washed, fluoride-addicted zombie — we are indies! (My apologies to anyone who has no idea what I just wrote)
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Get the bomb the system mug.Sista Souljah is a rap artist and was a vocal member of Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition. During the 92 riots over the Rodney King beating, Sista Souljah made several racist statements encouraging senseless black on white violence. Her sound bites not only damaged her own reputation, but ultimately damaged Jesse Jackson's credibility. Presidential candidate Bill Clinton wasted no time jumping on this, and compared Souljah (and Jesse Jackson by association) to David Duke, a former Louisiana governor who was a leader in the Ku Klux Klan.
A Sista Souljah moment is when a black person damages their reputation by making a racist statement publicly.
A Sista Souljah moment is when a black person damages their reputation by making a racist statement publicly.
Kanye West had a Sista Souljah moment when he interrupted Taylor Swift's MTV Music Award acceptance speech, yanked the microphone from her hand, and declared Beyonce should have won the award instead.
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