Smeeter

Back in late 2016 through early to mid 2017 kids in school would use the word smeeter as a kind of euphemism to indicate having a little weener, a small penis.

Yo did you see that diagram in science class??? The dude in it had a smeeter! A 2 incher! He was friggen small!

by Ivan burner May 20, 2018

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Sperm Sweetener

Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"

Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"

Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"

by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012

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Grandmas Sweater

When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.

John: Jesus christ it's freezing out here, it's like minus five out here
Tim: Well looks like you're gonna need grandmas sweater this winter
John: OH DUDE NOOO, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!

by Chunky Munkayy December 29, 2012

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Turtleneck Sweater

1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.

I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.

by jaymoz June 19, 2014

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sweeper

the keeper's right hand man. a position in football (soccer) whose main goal is to to protect his/her keeper. also known as the master of the slide tackle.

that fast break could have been a disaster if not for the sweeper

by bpmbrent July 1, 2010

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