stanley steamer

a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets

how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?

by Dasec I mown April 26, 2006

Spritzed steamer

You sensually crap on someones tummy then proceed to shake a bottle of any soda of your choosing and allow it to explode on your partner.

Ted: How's that Stephanie girl?
Billy: She's so cool. We went out for Indian food, grabbed a bottle of diet coke, and went to town. By far the best spritzed steamer i have ever had.

by Flamingo lover 4 life September 29, 2011

San Marcos Steamer

1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.

Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer

by Chad P. March 20, 2008

Stanley Steamer

an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.

Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.

by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014

standly steamer

a man poops on a carpet and proceeds to vacuum his poop. then opens the vacuum bag and pours the vacuumed poop all over the women.

i need to shampoo my carpet after i laid that standly steamer on my wife last night.

by benji_d_mendoza December 5, 2010

Peruvian Steamer

1. (Prank) A variant of the Cleveland steamer where 3 to 4 turds are arranged longest to shortest and placed vertically side by side resembling a Peruvian pan flute. This definition Is most likely to be a prank done to the first to pass out at a party

2. (Sex act) Achieved by leaving 3 to 4 vertical "Skid marks" longest to shortest on partners chest.

Lets go to the Chinese buffet down the street. I want to get the shits, so I can give Jenny a "Peruvian steamer" while I titty fuck her.

by Grap3Ap3Rap3 July 15, 2011

Buffalo Steamer

When someone takes a dump on another's face that is covered in Saran Wrap. But first he pokes holes in the Saran Wrap. The shittee thinks they are covered, but actually they've been Buffaloed. Thus, the Buffalo Steamer.

He gave her the impression she was going to get a Cleveland Steamer, but he poked holes in the Saran Wrap and gave her the surprise of her life: a Buffalo Steamer.

by Big Bleu November 10, 2013