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A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025
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Phantom Scrolling

When you doom scroll for so long on YouTube shorts or TikTok that you randomly break out in scrolling motions throughout the day, though you may not even be on your phone.
Friend 1: Bro snap out of it. You are phantom scrolling the air.

Friend 2: Huh…oh dang whoops.

Friend 1: That’s gotta be more addictive than cigarettes. You need help.
by Jitskin March 4, 2025
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Phantom Scrolling

When you doom scroll so much, you no longer watch YouTube shorts for entertainment, you just do it because you are addicted to the scrolling motion. Excessive exposure may result in endless scrolling through any app that has shorts, including but not limited to LinkedIn.
Please help me. Seriously, this is a cry for help. I’ve been doom scrolling so much that now I am now phantom scrolling.
by Jitskin March 9, 2025
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Phantom Scrolling

When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.
Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.
by Jitskin March 22, 2025
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Goon Scrolling

Gooning whilst scrolling on P-Hub shorts
Can't believe Timmy was goon scrolling in Samas class
by Goon Scroller August 20, 2025
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Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shit

Phoebe sproule is a piece of shit who can steal your friends and manage to manipulate you, she is a disloyal cunt as she can be your longtime friend, in the Battle For Happy Meal Universe, She is actually a character known as +3;#8/

She was a very nice person until she befriended a possessive emo bitch names Ella Thompson, ew the thought of her makes me want to fucking sit my bare ass on fire, so she is a piece of shit because Ella made her become a horrible person, The first few victims were her male friends named Lucas Castle, Oscar King and Noah Upton, these three were dropped out of her friendship circle, Lucas was innocent and kind until Phoebe changed the way he acted, making him a disloyal repulsive little shit, Noah was just doing his own shit, and Oscar just didn't want to be friends anymore, fast forward to end of 2022, she suddenly tries to befriend Lucas after a boy named Shahwaiz threw a water bottle and scared her, she then became a asshole again mid-late 2023, later on they just became enemies again, and Noah and Lucas had complications until it was solved and we both just plain hates Phoebe, ending the 2024 year on a positive note, or is it.

Phoebe would then go after Holly Scott, posting her private stuff and making fun of her, which I think is fucked up because WHY? And then things just stopped, hopefully in the future Phoebe expects no spare fucking change and dies on the street due to starvation.
GD cube finally killed Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shit?! Sweet - Yellow Ball - BFHMA 15a.2
by Digi Al (ScooterWareSystems) September 8, 2025
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hard scrolling

Scrolling instagram reels, tiktok or other social media platform in a selective and non-time wasting manner, often with a maximum of three second per video to interest you before you decide to scroll to the next one. This method is used to browse reels and tiktoks in the most effective and least time consuming way.

Hard scrolling is contrary to soft scrolling.
Bro I just spent 2 hours hard scrolling and my thumb is sore as fuck!

Seriously?

Yeah but im hypertraining my algo!
by Jor-Al September 8, 2025
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