blue screen of death

when windows running mashines die, they show the infamous blue screen of death... a blue screen with a bunch of crap writing on it that basically tells you that your dumb computer finally met its end for today, aka crashed (but what it means is go buy yourself a Mac while you at it because they're alot better anyways). This screen is a fairly common occurance among windows users.... poor deprived people...

Joe- OH MY GOD MY PC IS SHOWING THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH..... AGAIN!!!! and i was just about to save my huge report! *sob*
Jennifer- oh im sorry, heres a kleenex. why dont you use my brand new iMac G5 to finish your report? it never crashes

by PitchBlackPony November 27, 2004

screentime

its the thing only noob children have, its when their parents limit the kid's time on the internet everyday.

we're reducing your screentime down to 30 minutes a day till your grades come back up

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

Bonking Screens

This dumb little nigga added some gay definition which included tv heads (which is the most retarded thing on the internet) and we don't want this in here. No one asked for it.

Fan girl: "Did you see Burnt Lime add a definition to Urban Dictionary? It's called Bonking Screens. XD"
Normal person: "Yeah it's really fuckin gay."

by birdertweet September 27, 2017

screenis

the unidentified area between the scrotum and the penis

lick my screenis

by eddy climaxx July 22, 2003

screen scrape

To get data from a screen like a web page or mainframe (green screen) using a program. The program must parse the web page source (HTML) and look for hints, like field label tags. For mainframes is much easier since the screen is just a flat ASCII string.

Screen scrape eBay or Amazon pages and collect product offerings and prices.

by bonner June 29, 2006

screen reader

a computer program that allows a blind or visually impaired person to use the machine by interpreting the text that appears on the screen and transforming it into a voice that can be heard through the speaker.

anny: tomorrow i will go to miami and visit my best friend. i will write an email to her tonight. jim: how can you write an email if you're blind? anny: well, i have a screen reader installed on my computer, so i can listen to everything i type and every message coming from the system.

by george blind June 21, 2010

Screening

To stand in front of someone who is trying to shot or walk in a direction in a video game. Occurs with teammates because in many video games your bullets and abilities will not travel through teammates to hit enemies, but enemies projectiles will travel through both your teammate and you. In games which punish players for damaging teammates it can be used as a type of trolling It can be done unintentionally, but the person being screened almost never benefits from it.

Bro wtf, stop screening me. We would've won if my dumbass teammate wasn't screening me

by Novaoni February 16, 2017