Semen Salmon

A fish inhabbiting the Sifilis Sea that survives souly on Semen.

Huiser is a Semen Salmon

by Stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

Eat the salmon

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina

Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"

by Summertimeee January 28, 2009

Salmon helmet

The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.

Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.

by slsuby June 11, 2006

Going Solo

When someone usually a man jerks off without any porn Internet or otherwise and subsequently has to use his imagination to achieve an orgasm

Also a auto biographical novel by Rouhl Dahl

Man I went on holiday last week to this place that had no Internet I had to go solo.

I'm going solo tonight

Why?

My parents were real mad with me so they took away my porn and turned the Internet off.

I'm going solo in a min

Man, you've got freakin iPads built into the walls and you're still jackin' off like a pilgrim

by Jumpin' Jack Flash1975 August 31, 2013

Solo

1.) Something that Linkin Park and Limp Dick can't do.

2.) What Metallica and Jimi Hendrix used to do before they died.

3.) Buy NIN's the downward spiral. Track 6 at 3:00. There is a fucking awesome solo.

Lp's guitarist took the high e string off his guitar.... There is you're proof.

by numetalsux May 13, 2005

Salmon

A slang word for sex. Can be used both as a verb and a noun. Originally defined in the 1970s Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Used by upper class teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. Has led to the recent fad of "Awkward Salmon".

Guy: I had some good salmon last night.

Or

Guy2: I just got salmoned!

Or

Guy 3: I'm gonna go to the bar to see if I can get some salmon.

by TheBearClaws July 30, 2011

Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

by BigDaddyLongAsian November 23, 2018