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Snyder

1) Someone who claims to have been everywhere, done everything, and feels the need to always one up you because they're pissed that their life and accomplishments have amounted to nothing.

2) Someone who works in customer service and has no real authority, but targets younger associates using his age as justification to give orders.

3) One who has been known to financially butt fuck fellow associates, but makes up for it once a week when he brings everyone bagels.

4) A self proclaimed tennis pro
1. Guy 1) Dude, I just got back from Hawaii. I took surfing lessons and rode my first wave!
Guy 2) That's cool, I used to teach surfing when I lived in Australia. I went pro and even won a few competitions.
Guy 1) Oh, so you're saying you're better than me? You're such a Snyder bro.

2. Employee 1) Hey, go fix me a cup of coffee... 1 cream and 2 sugars.
Employee 2) No way, I'm in the middle of some shiz. Plus I'm not your bitch.
Employee 1) Son, I'm 48 years old. You better show me respect!
Employee 2) *mumbles* Goddamn Snyder

3. Rick) Man, that new guy ass fucked me on my paycheck again!
Chris) Yeah dude, looks like you got fuckin Snydered.

4. Girl) Hey Bryan, did you see that guys sweet moves on the tennis court earlier? He's such a Snyder.
Bryan) *shrugs* It's fucking tennis.
by Jmoneyyo November 1, 2013
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Person #1: you know Bernie Sanders?
Person #2: yeah, he dumb dumb
Person #1: ikr
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Sheuy: yo this blunt is soaking in spit and the nugs are falling out its so loose. You rolled a straight snyder.

Matt: im sorry dude, i cant roll for shit.

Shuey: you shoulda let Ethan roll it
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snaker

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MEANS: sneakers
Sonny, would ya'llput on them SNAKERS.
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shader

The opposite of a freshy
Someone whose origins are non-English however their behaviour is whiter than White people
Look at that shader sipping his tea, eating his cucumber sandwiches, smoking his cigar, watching Eastenders
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