Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018

German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.

I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.

by NateEllis84 June 13, 2018

Special smoothie

A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.

Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.

by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019

sushi smoocher

A man who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman with a fishy (smelly) vagina.

Karl is such a ‘sushi smoocher’, he’s always complaining about how his tinder dates have smelly vaginas and yet he loves going down on them.

by AJBabu June 3, 2019

Fruity smoothie

The gay version of truffle butter the mix of cum and anal fluids

Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie

by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020

Chunky Smoothie

When you cum in a mixed drink and serve it to your significant other

I gave my home boy’s wife a chunky smoothie the other day but he accidentally drank it.

by Sk8ter1800 February 18, 2020

Persian Smoothie

A smoothie from persia

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie

by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020