by miracle21 December 23, 2008
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Experiences include, but are not limited to:
Uncontrollable laughing
Hallographic vision
Senses Version 2.0 (Everything you hear, touch, smell, taste, and see is more amazing than ever)
Munchies
Forgetfulness
Story Telling
Lack of Coordination
Dizziness (Its the good kind)
Red eyes/Squinty eyes
Sitting in a car with your mouth hanging open
If you have not felt more than 3 of the above feelings/exeriences you did not experience a good high.
Go smoke dope!
Experiences include, but are not limited to:
Uncontrollable laughing
Hallographic vision
Senses Version 2.0 (Everything you hear, touch, smell, taste, and see is more amazing than ever)
Munchies
Forgetfulness
Story Telling
Lack of Coordination
Dizziness (Its the good kind)
Red eyes/Squinty eyes
Sitting in a car with your mouth hanging open
If you have not felt more than 3 of the above feelings/exeriences you did not experience a good high.
Go smoke dope!
by smokinsmokinshani August 10, 2009
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to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.
boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
by jadeisstraight March 11, 2017
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Get the smoke mug.the act of flaunting or otherwise trying to make it obvious to another person (or persons) that you smoke in an attempt to open communication with them because you either suspect, or know, that they smoke as well. does not necessarily have to be sexual.
1. I know that my neighbor smokes weed, so I've been smoke-flirting with him. hopefully we can share a bowl or something.
by goldenshaglover September 14, 2010
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by felixg123 January 12, 2011
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A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
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