spongebob

Look spongebob is not gay. For you people who think he is you are getting alot of thumbs down. people who think spongebob is NOT gay you are getting thumbs up. Spongebob is a ladies man that's how he got sandy cheeks. And he does NOT flirt with patrick he is just greeting him nicely. Also he sometimes dresses up like a girl because he is just being funny. And Gay pictures of spongebob are not true. They are lies. So believe it that spongebob is NOT gay.

me: people if you think spongebob is gay O i'll fry your liver boy or gal and i'll eat them I said i'll eat them. Also A way to make spongebob stop talking just say is that Sandy Cheeks in a bikini!!!! Then spongebob will say where?(with hearts in his eyes). Then just ditch him.

by fisherman deputy vet February 11, 2008

Toilet Sponge.

Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.

You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.

Toilet Sponge is a janitors worst nightmare.

by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004

tit slinger

Stripper or slut-in-a-box worker. Mostly you hear the expression from old gomers nowadays. From the old usage of "sling" to mean delivering or presenting, so in 30s hep jive, waitresses were hash slingers, bartenders were booze slingers, and so on.

Grandma got through the first part of the Depression slinging milk, but the dairy went bankrupt, so she slung hash for a while, till she found out she could make a lot more at the burly-q as a tit slinger.

by old lang guy September 18, 2008

perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.

Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

Spongebob

Better than you.

"Spongebob is better than you"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Spongebob Orgy

When you ask alot of people if they want to watch Spongebob with you. But actually mean have sex.

"wanna watch spongebob with me?" - Me
"um...yesh" - Jandy
"Sweet it'll be a total Spongebob Orgy"- Me

by CassidyandChiara October 25, 2011

Ass-Sponge

A communal sponge and bucket full of salt water used to clean the anus of debris.

Do you find it hard to get in the inner anal cavities? Is the 2-ply toilet paper not enough for your vigorous wiping? The solution to your problem is the Ass-Sponge. With two easy payments of $12.33 you can get an Ass-Sponge with a bucket of salt and an extra Ass-Sponge FREE! Disclaimer:Salty ass may occur

Who ate the Ass-Sponge again?

by Zombie Billy Mays April 30, 2011