by One of thee bois March 10, 2020

by Bootyloverxxxx November 9, 2020

by Kroh March 26, 2020

by dictionary.com123 April 20, 2020

A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.
John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019

by Quackxrs April 12, 2020

Friend: Hey!
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP
Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP
Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player
by 7Macros February 21, 2021
