Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021

Salmon

Noun (1): In gay vernacular a salmon is, usually but not always, a twink (boyish looking, skinny gay man usually between 18-25) who actively seeks the attention of bears (hairy, full-figured gay men).

Noun (2): In gay vernacular a salmon is the object of a bear or group of bears affection.

Verb (1): To attract the attention of bears deliberately.

Girl, Allen is being such a salmon at bear week. She needs to calm down before he gets snatched.
Kevin saw that salmon on the dance floor and was hungry for it.
As he was getting ready for bear week at Ptown, Allen was ready to salmon all night if it meant getting snatched.

by WhatADrag July 29, 2021

sellon

A sellon;
person who sells themselves

"Why is she selling herself? For like $83 too, so dumb."

"I know, she's such a sellon!"

by sariahsays August 6, 2021

salmonmac

They deserve more support and followers. Go follow them

Me: They're a really cool cosplayer. Salmonmac is very swaggy and an amazing mutual.

by Karma's Ur Mom October 28, 2021

Salmon

A word to describe something disgusting, gross, and otherwise putrid.

Person 1: “Dude, that’s disGUSTing!.. like a salmon.”
Person 2 says nothing, and leaves.

by DillonVentures October 29, 2021

SalmonSeek

Salmon Seek is an unordinary person that doesn't know what they are doing.

It is somebody who likes to seek for salmon in a river but doesn't know how to.

Salmon Seek is one of those people you forget about after sleeping for one night.

SalmonSeek is dumb. SalmonSeek likes to seek salmon. SalmonSeek is an amateur.

by Hqtm November 5, 2021