Alabama caesar salad 

When a man receives analingus from a woman while performing a reverse tittyfuck.

Megan let me give her an Alabama caesar salad so I married her.

Alabama caesar salad by KeepItAwkward October 8, 2015

Alaskan Word Salad 

A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.

"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."

This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"

Alaskan Word Salad by Kurosan December 14, 2009

Ceasar Salad 

The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.

Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.

Ceasar Salad by Quagmire_G January 31, 2010

Lafayette Salad

n. A sexual act in which you transform your partner into a delicious taco salad. Place your partner in a garbage bag, then add 1 lb ground beef, 2 cans of pinto beans, a bag of iceberg lettuce and a family sized bag of Fritos Scoops. Mix well by then tossing partner and contents down a flight of stairs. Add sour cream, avocado, hot sauce or cilantro for taste. And then you feast!

Julia is kind of pissed at me right now, I tweaked her ankle while we were trying a Lafayette Salad last night.

Lafayette Salad by xx_dangermaus_xx September 8, 2013

Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

Gobble Salad by saladsforlife February 12, 2010

Thick Salad 

Someone who thinks they're a skinny legend, but aren't actually.

See her? She's a thick salad. don't talk to her.

Thick Salad by Whiskerando August 13, 2018

have a salad 

(v) To calm or sober down. Used in context to deescalate a situation, to ease an upset person, or to get someone to shut up.

"No, no, no, man, it's alright. Take it easy, man, take it easy. Have a salad."

have a salad by Supastar October 8, 2005