Sad ass

Something that is both sad and badass at the same time.

That music video was sad ass

by SageBloop November 18, 2021

titty sad

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.

Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!

by Pedropolis February 28, 2017

Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.

Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!

by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022

Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.

It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.

by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.

"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."

by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016

The Big Sad

A slang term for depression. (It can refer to either the mental condition, or a crash in the stock market.)

1. "Bob and Mary have had The Big Sad since their son died."

2. "People who lived during The Big Sad were very resilient folks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 27, 2021