Surprise Shit

When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.

Rarely the cause of clotes.

I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009

Surprise, AZ

A west suburb where families who can’t afford Scottsdale go to live and fight off all the old people from sun city grand

Surprise, AZ is a good place to raise a family if you like being surrounded by golf carts and old people.

by Yourmamaisallama August 7, 2019

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Surprise Juice

Lovejuice (usually male)

Mate, I just made the surprise juice on your couch.

by Matt September 26, 2003

German Surprise

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".

I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!

by stonedonajax October 2, 2013

Kronk Surprise

When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.

"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"

by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020