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Texas Shooter

A sexual position in which two (2) people will have one (1) unloaded rifle. The person not holding the rifle will be blindfolded. The person holding the rifle precedes to stick the rifle into the anal cavity and start shooting.
Warning: Before attempting this activity, make sure you have an unloaded rifle. Murder is not tolerated.
Sarah: Man last night, Dill gave me a Texas shooter. I cumed for, like, 5 hours.
Jill: Ewww, Dill's my brother you sick ho.
by bigmack2000000 May 16, 2021
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shoot a load

When a guy jerks off inside a chick, and usually with remarkable vigor.
Oh man, it's time for me to shoot a load. I'm gonna cum. It'll be messy. Get ready to clean up, bitch.
by Arieh August 11, 2006
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poop shooter

simply to get a girl right in the butthole.
yo man i tried to get into the poop shooter with my girl last night and she fucking slapped me.
by josh510 July 13, 2009
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shoots

A word from Chaminade College in Toronto denoting that something is an obvious lie. In other words meaning bullshit. Often followed by a hand forming the shape of a gun.
1. I ahd sex with Jessica Alba last night.
2. Ok thats a shoots buddy!
1. No, I'm serious.
2. SHOOTS!
by Mr. Dark October 6, 2006
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Skeet Shooting

When you're hitting a girl from behind (be it doggie style or anus) and just before climax you remove your meat from selected orifice (preferably anus) and drop your load (aka skeet) on her back. Then piss (aka shoot) selected load droplets off her back. For style and safety we recommend a shooting jacket, goggles, hearing protection, and well-trained beagle.
"I went skeet shooting with Rebecca last night."

"Oh yeah, how'd you do?"

"I would have hit them all but I ran out of piss."
by Sharpshooter10 August 20, 2009
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shooting star

A male porn star noted for his "money shot"
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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Shoot Smash Stomp Chop

Shoot, Smash, Stomp, Chop
is the Ork way
Ork:SHOOT!
*fires his gun at a space marine
Ork:SMASH!
*smashes the space marines Armor*
Ork:STOMP
*stomps on the dying Space marine*
Ork:CHOP!
*Chops The space Marines head off*
by Warboss September 16, 2004
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