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cake shake

a blow job. aka bj.. head.. ect
cake shake by bennnnnn November 13, 2006

protein shake 

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.
Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')
protein shake by Nick D February 26, 2004

50 shades of gray 

simply put, it's paperback porn
Sally- okay, you HAVE to read 50 shades of gray, it;s awesome!!
Bekka- I a'int reading no paperback porn bitch
50 shades of gray by thebluetardis December 9, 2012

shake hands with the French 

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass
sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

shake that bear

Is a internet phenomenon with involes a girl in the wilderness shooting down a bear. Than taking up the ass on the bear.
Come on, shake that bear. You like the cum.
shake that bear by DJ Hulme January 10, 2008

Bake'n'Shake

When one partakes in inhaling the smoke produced from the burning of marijuana, followed shortly there after by a long and very enjoyable period of masturbation.
Adam>> Hey man, I'm blazed as shit, lets get get some fucking cheese burgers asap!
Matt>> Hold that thought - I have to tend to myself, it's bake'n'shake time!!
Bake'n'Shake by moostard September 5, 2009