sexual jihad

It's like a terrorist attack on your pussy

Mel: How was he last might
Steph: Dude it was like a sexual jihad! I'm still recovering

by jrfett November 9, 2014

Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020

Sexual Frustration

A severe frenzy caused by lack of sexual activity.
Symptoms include: genital discomfort, raging desire, violence, sexual obsession.
Fuck buddies are a good outlet.

Nate- Why is he fucking a girl he doesn't even like?
Mart- It's the sexual frustration, man.

by GetItRightt August 29, 2009

Sexual Powers

To seduce male/female to have hardcore sex in different sexual positions.

Go watch Bible Black.

by Russ Giles July 15, 2004

sexual chameleon

A person that has hetero and homo sexual tendencies. He or she is willing to engage in any and all sexual endeavour that presents its self.

Earlier in the night i saw Ryan making out with a hot blonde girl. Now he's in the bedroom with Joe, what a sexual chameleon this guy is.

by The Specimen 9 August 10, 2014

Sexual inter

having sexual intercourse but not finishing

Hey man, how was your date with Bekah last night?

It was good, he had sexual inter

You mean sexual intercourse?

no, her mom walked in

by aintthisjusthilarious March 15, 2010

Suburban Sexuals

The married couple that acts gay. Just as the word metro sexual is for men that act and look gay.

Brad and Jenn are such Suburban Sexuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the Bed Bath and Beyond, then off to book club together.

by Bobby F. May 16, 2008