scene

girl scenester;
+ livejournal/cam whore
+ cuts her own hair
+ thrift lover
+ short, choppy hair (frequently dyed)
+ GOES TO EVERY SHOW CONCEIVABLE. ** most important

boy scenester;
+ incredibly flamboyant
+ tight, tight pants .. possibly girl pants
+ trendy belt
+ backpack or some kind of hipster hat
+ GOES TO EVERY SHOW.

You think you're so scene because you went to Houston Calls and The Blue Scene but I saw Yes, Virgina and Socratic at the downtown, bitch.

by Markie Mark July 26, 2005

scene queens

scene girls that are super obsessed with themselves who do nothing but model and take pictures of themselves and fuck guys in bands. and sometimes sell clothing. but by thinking they're elite, they become elite and everyone obsesses over them and they get "in" with bands. most of them are on every form of hard drug you can imagine. and most of their friends only exist through myspace, and they're all freakishly skinny.

omg, Hanna Beth and Jac Vanek are such scene queens. zomg.

by mollymoo February 23, 2008

Jesus Freak Scenario

Meeting a cute girl who seems like she's into you only to be completely turned off from her upon reading that she describes herself as a "jesus freak" on her facebook/myspace.

dude1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you've had your eye on for a while?"

dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"

by asdfasdf212 September 28, 2011

scene mullet

Usually worn by girls, has long straight extensions underneath, with fringed bangs on top. Many are plain black, but can also be completely multi-colored.

Scene girl 1: I just died my hair, like, 12 rad different colors! I look SO sexy!

Scene girl 2: Yeah, well I just got a scene mullet

by Schuyler VanAllen January 18, 2008

scene hair

For girls, scene hair is very, very choppy, usually dyed black with one or two thick random blonde chunks. It's perfectly straight all the time, with bangs that cover one or both eyes. VERY, VERY volumous, with a lot of product used, such as certain shampoos, hair wax, mousses, and sprays. Cute little plastic hairclips, bows, or headbands with polkadots are worn in the hair(and usually don't serve any purpose besides being cute.)

For boys, scene hair is about 2.5 to 3 inches long in the back, and about chin-length in the front. It is usually dyed black with a chunk of blonde or kool-aid red, with the bangs hanging in front of the eyes. The back is spiked up, while the bangs are perfectly straight. Fauxhawks are also considered scene for both boys and girls alike. bandannas can be worn around the head as well, not serving any purpose besides the certain "look" it creates.

scene boys are so hott. yummmy.

Well, for girls, I guess my hair could be an example of scene hair. It's dyed blue-black, extremely volumous, perfectly straight, with very, very choppy layers. My bangs hang in front of my left eye, and i'm currently (^_^) wearing a bright yellow plastic bow on the right side.

Fcuk all you haters. (>_<)

by _that_scenexcore_slut_ July 18, 2006

scerd

scared if your black

Don't be scerd, its only pussy

by slopass December 15, 2002

sceney bopper

see teeny bopper, and apply it to scene

"like omg, i totally met the singer from 'sky's bleeding heart felt romance novels in the mid november acquaintance of a former love i don't have to love', and like he was all over me."

by kg4 January 20, 2004