Salmon Cannon

Salmon Cannon is an absolute beast of a fisher woman. Also known as Annie Birch. You may find Annie drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in 20 pound salmon. Which she takes home to her lucky booty call of the night as the two girls get it on and eat God’s wonderful creation- Salmon

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020

sales math

Making up numbers

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math

by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020

salise

Someone who will be a famous singer songwriter and is very passionate and driven. Will marry a famous kpop idol. Also very athletic and intelligent person. Is also very organized and put together. Can be shy at first but once you get to know them they will not shut up. Likes to impress others but doesn't like being annoying. Has close friends and always makes friends easily. Loves family and will do everything in their power to make their dreams come true.

Girl- "omg did you know that salise went to our school when she was younger!" Girl 2- "ya I can't believe someone famous and as amazing as her went to our school!!"

by anonymous October 17, 2020

salmascribbles

An animator and YouTube streamer. She makes animation memes and animated versions of clips from other videos on the internet. Her most popular video is "Tommy and Drista | Animatic (read desc.)".

"salmascribbles is an animator"
"salmascribbles is cool"

by Unimations December 10, 2020

salmon hog box

The act of performing oral sex on a female after the both of you have rolled around in mud like hogs for hours making the vagina sweaty and smelling like salmon

I gave Stacy the best salmon hog box on the farm the other weekend

by HogBoxBoy72 March 3, 2021

Salma is Swag

a discord user, she'll do anything for you, sweetest person ever. Has every guy in the corn hub server on their fucking hands and knees. HAS HUGE TITS, like fucking mommy milkers. Great at sex, has the body of a pornstar yet the mind of an innocence. Kind of dumb at times, but is book smart. SWAG SWAG SWAG.

@Salma is Swag - hey lol, mommy milf milkers?

by bismuthepython May 7, 2021

Salmon slapper

When you stretch your partners vagina lips out so far that she slaps you with her pussy lips

Brandon: Yeah, we did the salmon slapper last night
Jake: No way!

by Chitlins May 26, 2021