Retard Aura

An aura that surrounds dumb people. That inadvertently causes the people spending time around said dumb person to suffer the effects of being dumber. This effect is not permanent it is only temporary.

Sorry, I can't seem to talk right. Must be because I was sitting close to George in his Retard Aura.

by Jodelosa November 10, 2010

Retard Vibes

When you get the sense that someone near you is a complete retard.

Robert: Hey Paul.
Paul: What?
Robert: Im getting the retard vibes off that guy?
Paul: Yeah, he does seen weird.

by Teh Camper and l ZombieGuts l October 8, 2011

Retard mode

When one loses all sense of intelligence and acts like a straight incompetent fool

When Kaden watches Dr. Phil he has gone full blown retard mode

by John Machtolff October 14, 2017

Rerarded

Rerarded is a very retarted way to say retarted

There is a kid named carson doing something that is worse than retarded so he is megaa Rerarded

by Stubbypenis0069 June 15, 2018

Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 11, 2009

Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.

In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.

by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010

new drug called retard

When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.

"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.

by TwangyBubbles72 March 8, 2017