spermy reaction

The sudden response a person exhibits when tasting someone's spunk.

Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."

Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."

by westfalia December 20, 2010

Ovary reaction

Derived from a women’s tendency to “overreact” to small insignificant events. An Ovary reaction is the same as overreaction. But is limited to females, hence the “Ovary”.

She was so angry that I left out the pizza cutter; she shoved it in my briefcase before I went work. Talk about an ovary reaction.

by Blackhills October 9, 2009

realtor

the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying

"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019

hollywood reach-over

the perfect revenge to pull on a lover that cheated on you. ya stick your first 2 fingers up her ass, then ya reach around and stick those same fingers up her nose as u have anal sex. best done wearing sunglasses and in front of a camera

cheater: I never should have cheated on my boyfriend
friend: why, what happened?
cheater: well, we had makeup sex, right? he turn around and did a Hollywood reach-over on me!
friend: serves ya right!!!

by Captain Ganja April 26, 2010

dutch reach

When a gay couple are fucking, the ‘giver’ reaches around & pulls off the ‘taker’

While he was owning his toy boy, BadBoyBubba decided it was time for a Dutch reach

by Mr Mystereious May 4, 2018

reach out

An unfortunately creepy term that is means "to contact" or similar. Brings to mind grasping and undesirable contact from strangers.

1) Charles, please reach out to Jane and provide her the information she requires. 2) My (political) campaign will reach out to every voter.

by Dave M TX July 2, 2008

reach around bronco

a combenation of the reach around and bronco while doing a girl doggy style in the ass finger the girls pussy so she can cum the same time as you this takes a few time to do perfectly

My girl was always complaining that she never gets hers when we fuck so i gave her a reach around bronco.

by funcky nutz August 22, 2007