Tunnel-Punch

To punch a person up there Vagina or Rectum; hence the phrase "Tunnel"

Like fisting a girl but instead of being gentle you punch.

Punch a girl up the pussy

Punch a guy up his ass

Used as a threat

Do you wanna get Tunnel-Punched?

by Spitman209 January 18, 2011

Parrot Puncher

To prove someone wrong in a smug and undignified manner. Usually in a public environment or work place.

Robert is a parrot puncher for proving Harrison wrong.

by Miserableyounggit January 17, 2012

Newfie punch

The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.

"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"

"Sure thing!"

*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it

by AvgBro October 27, 2013

alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.

That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.

by Gambeaners November 24, 2013

tongue punch the dark star

To lick ones anus as if you were trying to reach the inside of a tootsie roll lollipop.

In the middle of sex I got a good look at my girl's ass. It was sooooo fine I decide to tongue punch the dark star.

by SomeDirtyGuy February 26, 2015

muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016

quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016