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Prime Day

A day that is a total failure. Origin is July 15, 2015, when Amazon.com created a fake holiday advertised to rival Black Friday where it completely over promised and under delivered.
Me: "Man sorry I couldn't make it to your bachelor party - my wife's appendix burst and we were in the hospital all night."
Friend: "You got lucky - it was a total disaster, I got stabbed by the stripper, she stole my wallet and now I have a rash!"
Me: "Prime Day!"
Friend: "Pretty much"
by bodwest August 7, 2015
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primal cellscream

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.
Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
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Primal LouLou

A youtube channel that doesn't upload anymore and died because he couldn't be bothered
"Bro this Guy has the worst channel ever!"
"So the channel is a Primal LouLou?"
by ThePrimalOne August 2, 2019
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AWSOMIS PRIME

it is the same as using the word awsome except it its larger than life awsome like optimus prime
guy 1:yo man my girls poontang was awsomis prime

guy 2: bastard
by ckoyrleey August 20, 2008
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n00bimus prime

Someone who's the BIGGEST n00b on an MMORPG like Sherwood Dungeon, the biggest festering of little, annoying n00bs on the planet.
(if it's not in "" he/she's not saying it.)
player a: DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!
player b: "fk off, n00bimus prime. i'm a part of the audience, not a ring fighter."
you then run back and forth just to dodge their attacks.
player a: uh? burret dur... durdeh dur... huh??
if they won't piss off for a while, you fuck them up!
player b is waving fist and headbanging to Rammstein.
player b: "THAT'S RIGHT, n00bIMUS PRIME!! YOU SUCK!!"
by ganjaninja May 25, 2010
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Primal Male

Naturist Movement in the early 1970's. Very close to the belief that we are animals, embrace it, but since the Human animal can think, make decisions, and control-these facts hold the Human more accountable to the Creator.

Sexually, the Male follows the laws of nature and will wait for the invite by the female. This movement was very monogomous! Family-wise, they tend to pack and will care for eachother's children when need be. The Females are rather strong willed, and the Male altho respected by the females, hold the place of defender/sire/lover/and father. Noticible in this Naturistic movement is the Male's enjoyment of the young, and not only his own. Children hold the highest place in the social stucture and their development, physically and emotionslly is paramont.

The Move died out for most the part with the onslaught of 1970-80 "ME" generational ideology. Altho there are pockets of this little known Naturistic group, the fashion-set "Nudist" movement has overwhelmed this tradional-Nature based Naked Society group.
Primal males ar not Nudists, they are Naturists.
by Primal Male October 10, 2008
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pricelock

(verb) When an old person falls asleep between The Price is Right, and Matlock, in the middle of the day.
God damn, Toby pricelocked at that party last night. We drew cocks on his face.
by xanie May 4, 2011
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