Kindle Pride

The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.

Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'

by Martinho August 31, 2013

Outside Pride

When you're at someone's house and you go outside to take a piss so you don't risk pissing on the side of the toilet

"You sure you don't want to just use the restroom?"

"Nah, I've got too much outside pride for that."

by shartsicle March 11, 2015

dutch pride

When a blonde man says "if ya ain't Dutch ya ain't much"

Dutch pride was vibrant in the pastry contest

by Portuguese are the bees knees November 26, 2016

kitchen pride

Holding your own kitchen in high esteem, loving and looking after your kitchen like its the most important room in the house.

"yeah he seriously loves cooking and the kitchen is always tidy, he has some serious kitchen pride"

by defineathon June 14, 2017

floss pride

That feeling of high esteem in oneself after you have flossed your teeth. May last up to 6 hours.

Lincoln was smiling a lot today because of his floss pride. He normally just uses mouth wash after brushing.

by vezzzbahhhh May 18, 2018

Over-Prived

2 much sleep 💤

Jalyn is “Sleep Over-Prived”

by T-ristin July 3, 2018

shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019