poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

by gnk333 February 14, 2017

Rootbeer Poptart

this is a nickname for faggots who eat nasty shitflavored foods like nasty shut rootbeer poptarts

Nelson you Fucking rootbeer poptart faggot you're fuckin nasty you stupid shitface eatin nasty shit Boi

by Batmans_layer May 27, 2017

Harry Potter arms

Arms that lack any muscle tone; possibly related to spending too much time focusing on wizardry and not on getting swole.

"No more Harry Potter arms, bro. It's time to get in the gym and start making some gains."

-Rubeus Hagrid

by AnotherTampaOriginal October 5, 2017

dylan potter

A guy with a huge penis and a really kind and loving guy that would love u for u

I Dylan potter u

by Ko vem December 15, 2017

Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018

Harry potter

A shitty overated series that almost everyone loves

"Harry potter is good" someone
"Lies"me

by D7fc7tx7t March 22, 2018

Harry Potter Protein Jerk

The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.

"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".

by SnickerinSnape March 10, 2019