House Potato 

A House Potato is an unemployed person that lives off other people's money, gives advice that nobody wants, and is in good general shape. Also brags about all the stuff she bought.

Stot telling me what to do you House Potato, I'v got a job!

House Potato by ***Dr Dave September 21, 2009

Blates like Potates

Another term for "blatantly".

Blates like potates!

Blates like Potates by truckilrodnas September 9, 2010

PotatoOrgy 

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.

PotatoOrgy by Captain47 November 22, 2011

potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone

thing one "Reem hasn't posted much on Insta"
thing two "Yeah, it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"

potato phone by MichielloM June 8, 2016

Potato 

A man's bulge in his pants. A word generally used incognito between friends whilst in public, after noticing a rather large (or small) bulge.

"Wow...he has a big potato".
"Omg, that guy has no potato at all".

Potato by Muckked Up January 3, 2014

Potato Chipped 

Created in the year 2010 n: A term used on a person who is unknowingly projecting personal refrences on ongoing sexual intercourse, the term derived from the popular potato chip brand "Lay's" which can be percieved as the word "Layed" meaning (someone who has participated in sexual intercourse)

A: "Why is she so mad"
B: "I don't know but she definatly needs to get "Potato Chipped"!

Potato Chipped by xcrozx January 3, 2011

Potato 

The best food in the world!!!

dude 1- What did you have for dinner?
dude 2- Just some potato chips and French fries.
dude 1- YEAH POTATOES ROCK!!!

Potato by Colin H. Christ August 17, 2008