potato thumping

Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.

Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.

by ThumpMasterT January 05, 2009

Baked Potato

(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.

I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.

by Atomik Menace May 29, 2011

Potato Salad

1. (noun) A common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes

2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river

1. Random Guy: Before you may pass, name one thing you take to a picnic.

Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad

Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!

2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn

by thebizzareone October 06, 2004

Wet Potato

Someone who doesn't participate in a specific activity because they are scared. Someone who is a pussy!

You didn't get your eyebrow pierced, you wet potato.

by Wet Potato September 23, 2005

drunk as potatoes

Being so incredibly drunk, you can't even think of how to describe it. So you pick a random object to relate it to.

"I'm drunk as potatoes!!"

by CanadianMenace January 27, 2009

Potato fuck

A term used for a fat woman to have sex. Usally grunting and making weird noices.Most of the time her lover usally small and skinny and would get crushed.

Dude montana is suck a potato fuck with her new boyfriend.

by sappyyyyyy April 17, 2010

Frat potato

A female that is frequent to a frat house and that has been passed around the house between multiple different frat bros.

I would go out tonight but im scheduled to play a wild game of frat potato with this sorostitute tonight.

That frat potato looks like shes been over played.

by Huge Asian Invasion October 15, 2009