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a bulbous plant, sometime resembles a very hard shit. can take over your basement.
potato by weguy5637 February 26, 2026
The yummiest food in the world
These potatoes are very yummy!
Potato by hanslee April 21, 2026
An exclamation or statement expressing the sentiment that one should never become so grown-up that one loses the ability to be childish.

Longer expressions that mean the same thing:
"Never get so battle-fatigued that you can't enjoy your shore-leave."
"Never work so hard to provide for your kids that you lose the ability to play with them."

Origin: In the children's book Wayside School is Falling Down, a boy named Calvin gets a tattoo of a potato on his ankle because "he likes potatoes." This expression is a reminder to always keep some of that simple innocence in your heart.
Barney: "Wanna go play laser tag?"
Ted: "Why on earth would I want to do that?"
Barney: "Potato!"

Guy: "Want to come over?"
Girl: "What would we be doing?"
Guy: "I'll give you a hint: it involves pillows and sheets. ;)"
Girl: "OMG we're gonna build a fort?!"
Guy: "..."
Girl: "Potato!"
Potato! by EdCasey143 October 21, 2012
Hey do you want to go to the movies?

Potàto!
Potàto by Zhu Quaz July 27, 2016
A word that messes up everyones thoughts because it does'nt make any sense at all and simbolizes your frigging RETARDED.
-"Hey John, how was your day?"

-"Potato,"

-"What?"

-"Potato."
POTATO. by PAENUSPAENUSPAENUS August 1, 2012

[Potato] 

A short, round-ish person who is or acts adorable. (Also applies to babies)
"Aww Jessica is such a potato"
[Potato] by WTFEWV854U5*SM7 0 December 10, 2016