POON MILK

YOOOH that shits soooo YUMMMMY!! its better then whip cream... just loook at that shittt..dayyyummmm....

YOOOH babbby...i wanna cup of that POON MILK...extra ccreammm:o :p

by POON JAB January 17, 2009

Poon Storm

1. Instantaneous time period were bust of internet traffic and congestion is caused by people simultaneously searching the internet for pornography.

2. A mass arrival of sexually prime members of the opposite sex.

We had problems surfing the net last night as there was a massive Poon Storm around 10PM EST.

by Fred Denny September 15, 2004

Poon Night

saturday night when you try to get poon

That girl wants my nuts, too bad its not poon night

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

poon prune

A poon prune is when someones hand looks pruney like it's been soaked in water for too long after he or she has fingered someone repetitively. Hence, the word poon as in poon tang instead of vagina or pussy, since it rhymes with prune.

His girlfriend was definitely happy by the look of that poon prune right hand.

by tehalikat January 8, 2009

Poison Pancakes

Pancakes that are made for you by a relative(brother) when pregnant that makes u throw up unrelentlessly

Best if the Perfect Pancake Maker is used to make Poison Pancakes

by maddash14 May 9, 2009

anal poisoning

A fictitious ailment from sycophancy; popularized and probably coined by Rush Limbaugh.

"The slobbering... this guy... Folks I'm telling you, he, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."

by Dorical May 16, 2009

whats your poison?

usually said by sleazy guys in bars as a way of asking to buy you a drink

"hey...What's Your Poison"
"baileys now feck off"

by Beaky February 29, 2004