porch monkey

Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.

Your mama looks like an Alabama porch monkey!

by Kenneth Brown September 1, 2005

front porch

When a person is giving a blow job and the blow job recipient stretches his scrotum under his or her chin, creating a front porch.

I totally gave sally a front porch last night.

by Breal916 June 6, 2011

porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.

"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"

by Haskill August 16, 2008

Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

poophole loophole

When children use the need to go to the bathroom and make a deuce as an irrefutable excuse to get out of bed at night.

"We were all set for an 8pm bedtime, but both kids used the poophole loophole, so it was more like 9:30."

by DingDongP September 8, 2011

Poophead

1. adj To have feces (Homosapien or otherwise) spread across the Head and Facial area of someone

2. adj To reek of the stench similiar to that of feces or 'Poop'

1. That guy stunk like shit! What a poophead.

by Lazerus April 27, 2004

porch monkey

A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.

Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"

Person 2: "Say what?"

Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"

Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."

by Junk28 October 1, 2007