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phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning
He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.
by JAV45 June 30, 2023
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Phone Drunk

(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.
#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.

Person2: She's Phone Drunk.

#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.

Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
by TecKrieger August 12, 2012
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lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...
Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.
by Randa Mundo April 4, 2019
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Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up
ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!
by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021
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Cracked phone

Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?

Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
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Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010
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phone baggin

Kadeem was phone baggin people last night with Kyle's phone.
by johnathon james April 30, 2011
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