Jen: Do you want to come with me to get our nails done?
Ashley: Sorry, I can't, I got really bad period hands this morning.
Ashley: Sorry, I can't, I got really bad period hands this morning.
by Purple Polar Bear October 29, 2012
Get the period hands mug.The thin brown piece of cloth that is always located in the crotch region of womens tights and bathing suits. This protective layer prevents heavy periods from gushing all over the place. Also prevents camel toes.
I am so glad these pair of tights have period patches otherwise my huge vagina would have bled everywhere!
by Belgian fool February 19, 2010
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by BruhStalin January 20, 2022
Get the Period Poo mug.In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
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Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011
Get the period friend mug.When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
by PennWard December 1, 2011
Get the Period Painting mug.when two women are in close confines and their period cycles sync together. especially when one woman is on birth control and has a set time for her period, the other woman becomes a period stalker.
by deavon982 November 4, 2013
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