Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand

Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.

by J$honey August 15, 2021

Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.

Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.

by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021

Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.

I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.

by willie weewee January 10, 2022

Warshed Parbder

'Warshed Parbder' is the term used to reffer to a person from southern North America, that has been Cleaned or Washed (warshed).

Hey Bubba, thems a lotta Warshed Parbders there!

by Beefy5Layer June 17, 2022

America pride month

July. It’s the month that straight cis people can stop bitching about pride and flex their privileges

Timmy:It’s July 1st
Cishet:time for America pride month

by raybeez June 23, 2022

rabies pride

Also called rabies punk
A movement started by an autistic trans tumblr user for other neurodivergent queers like him. Rabies pride is about taking the treatment they got from peers for simply existing, being treated like theyre animals or like they have some contagious disease, and reclaiming it, turning it into into their own thing. It creates a community for these othered people to share their own specific experiences, and not feel so alone.
Also see: rabiosexual

Evan: Im feel like a freak on a leash, whenever im happy or excited im immediately pulled back, cause im "too much" and "weird" and i should "act proper"
Lilah: Have you heard of rabies pride? It might be interesting to you

by mintyspice February 27, 2023

Eshay Pride Month

In February there is a special month for all called Eshay Pride Month. Coming to a train station near you! You may see more bum bags around or maybe you see random gatorade bottles. Maybe you feel like buying those tns you have always wanted to wear. Either way, you will be affected, and you will become an eshay. Luckily if you're eshayphobic, you will stop being an eshay in March

Tyler: It's February, for some reason i feel like buying a Champion hoodie
Gabe: Didn't you hear about Eshay Pride Month, The eshay is creeping into you.
Karen: THE ESHAY PRIDE MONTH NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! THE ESHAY AGENDA IS GETTING INTO OUR KIDS SCHOOL!
Karen: Now, let me get my bum bag, I really want one for some reason...

by Bonsaiiii March 25, 2023