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False pedophile

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!
by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023
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debate pedophile

Someone who engages in bad faith argument.
by mWmW dot November 17, 2023
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Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
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DJ Pedophile

D-D-D-DJ Pedophile: Watch ya kids
Mother: Where is little Sally
Father: She said she was going to a concert
Mother: Uh Oh
Both: DJ Pedophile!
by Buttsex Barry February 6, 2024
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Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."
Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."
by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024
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Reverse Pedophile

An underaged (<16) person who has an sexual attraction towards adults (>18).

What makes this term different from a teleiophile is that, a reverse pedophile is open about their preferences/desires for older people. Almost always, this term is used online. It's heavily integrated with ageplayers.
(Online Roleplay/Chatsite)

MILFhunter382
"I wish I could shove my kiddie dick between that hottie's massive boobs."

conspicuousbean_9
"Woah, dude. She's 34 years old (RP-wise), chill out you lil gremlin."

MILFhunter382
"Age is a number bro"

conspicuousbean_9
"Didn't you say you like ageplaying? That's kinda disgusting, you absolute reverse pedophile."
by ShotaAgeplayer06 February 26, 2024
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molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets
A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile
by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025
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