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Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to
Jacob is poor-maxing
by minkjtr November 28, 2023
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Poor

Oh you are not muskan this means you are POOR
by Zeus03 October 1, 2021
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Poor Man's Ritalin

Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.
Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2024
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sort-of poor

One who wants a Ferrari but won’t pay $5 for shipping.
Sorry I can’t go out, I’m sort-of poor.
by Mpl909 June 15, 2022
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spiritually poor

Spiritually poor means u are poor in spirit which means u don't believe in the spirit of God
For those who are "Spiritually poor" for theirs is a kingdom in heaven
by Giuls99 October 9, 2016
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Poor man's banjo

A guitar with a blown up balloon in the sound hole to make it sound like a banjo.
I don't have enough money to buy a banjo so I'll make a Poor man's banjo.
by EDY28 June 28, 2021
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Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.
john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!
by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025
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